Girl: Mike and I are going to shoot the cover tomorrow.
Me: Where at? Or do you just want to meet up after?
Girl: After is fine.
Me: Alright, give me a heads up when you’re done.
Me: Oh, and could you try a billy idol type sneer when you are in the flag? Awesome.
Girl: We’ll try different looks.
Me: I know this, I just want something that isn’t pretty and you just looking bored.
Me: The only response I have for “?” is ??
Girl: It seems that you are being snippy which I do not appreciate. I told you I will try a few different things tomorrow. I’ll be at the building after the shoot.
Me: I apologize. I wasn’t intending to be snippy. I was just trying to explain what I meant by billy idol. And I honestly didn’t understand why I got ? as a text.
Girl: I think I got your message from earlier later than you sent it because my phone died. Don’t worry about it. See you tomorrow.
IS THAT SERIOUSLY THE BEST APOLOGY FOR BEING A COMPLETE AND UTTER BITCH FOR NO REASON THAT YOU CAN COME UP WITH? SERIOUSLY?